Shallow vs. Survival

You know how they say men are much more shallow than women? How you can see many fat, bald, goofy looking men with beautiful wives but you never see beautiful Matthew McConaughey types with ugly women? And how women hate that men will go for the “trashy” looking bimbo with the giant fake tits, injected Angelina Jolie lips, hair extensions, fake nails, fake eyelashes, and caked on make-up?

You might not think it but silicone, blush, and Maybelline’s latest miracle mascara are all linked to men’s primal urges. Not the sexual aspect but to reproduce.

Long hair and nails mean a woman is fertile.
Wide hips mean she has birthing hips, she’s more likely to conceive.
Big perky boobs mean she will produce milk, food for their infants.
Your eyes widen, pupils dilate, blood rushes to your cheeks and lips when you’re aroused. (Hence the eyeliner, mascara, blush, and lipstick)

And women. We’re no better. We may not be as picky in what the package looks like but we do tend to love taller stronger men with higher salaries…we’re all just looking for a protector and a provider.

A lot of things may have changed but the formula is still the same. Fertile Babymaker + providing protector.